Man Food ~ Worldwide Pants!

In much of my blogging I talk about the things I do with leftovers and it is possible that there may be some confusion as to where said leftovers come from. 
Well quite a few come from wonderful creative spicy interesting meals that I have cooked myself (ahem) but some come from the HUGE manly dinners I cook my darling every single night.

I don’t know if you are familiar with the American comedy “Everybody Loves Raymond”, we watched it a lot in the Caribbean.  At the end of each episode the logo of the television company, World Wide Pants, is shown on the screen together with a picture of a meal, presumably cooked by Marie in the programme, being laid down.  

Because of this, when dinner is ready, I often call my real man by shouting out “World Wide Pants”.  I don’t know what the neighbours think but that is by no means the worst thing I call out to him.

Anyhoo here are some pictures of Real Man Food together with ideas of what to do with any leftovers – slim chance though that may be.

1.   Roast Dinner 

Roast meat of some description, always five lovely homemade Yorkshire puddings (unless I make six), mushy peas, veggies, potatoes and rich homemade gravy. You can see by the knife action that he is eager to get started on it.  A chicken dinner is a little different – homemade bread sauce and stuffing replacing the Yorkshires. 

Leftovers – leftover meat can be used to make pie, shepherds pie, rissoles, sandwiches, salads etc.  Leftover yorkies, if not influenced by gravy etc. are good popped in a hot oven for a few minutes and then eaten for breakfast with honey or maple syrup and butter.

2.   Steak and Kidney Pie

Bought in puff pastry, sorry) with veg and mash. Sometimes its a chicken and leek pie or a minced beef pie.

Leftover mash can be fried and served with breakfast,

add leftover veg to make bubble and squeak or munged with other leftover things (eg. fish for instance) formed into cakes and fried for lunch.  See here for lots of ideas for leftover pastry trimmings.

3.   The manly fry up 

This typically includes bacon, sausages, kidneys, black pudding, tomatoes, mushrooms, oven chips, onions rings, peas and 4 slices of bread and butter.  Sometimes the meats are different, maybe a bit of steak or gammon for instance, and occasionally there are beans and an egg but no peas.

Leftovers – I can hardly think of anything to do with leftover chips but if you do have to reheat them DO NOT USE THE MICROWAVE or they will go soggy. Reheat them and onions rings in the oven. Sausages are good in sandwiches (handy sausge sandwich hint here). Any of the other leftovers could be used in a frittata. Crumble black pudding over kedgeree or add to stuffing.

4.  Toad in the Hole

I have written about this before (including this picture which I am rather pleased with and the incredibly easy peasy Yorkshire pudding recipe) it is served with veg, potatoes and gravy.

This is tricky so far as leftovers are concerned but as there never are any I’m not bovvered.

5.   Mince and Dumplings

This is a real favourite. I have no idea why there are only nine dumplings showing in the picture because without ever measuring the ingredients I always seem to make him 11!  The recipe is here – see how many you make! Veg with this but no potatoes.

Leftovers – there are never any dumplings left but if there were I find the best way to re-use them is to slice in half and fry the dry cut surfaces in butter till crisp and golden and they are heated through.  If there is a lot of mince left I can make him a pie.  If just a little he might have a Sloppy Joe type thing for lunch or sometimes I add some beans, cumin, chilli and something tomatoey to make myself some chilli con carne.

Read More Here

I am so keen on using up leftovers I wrote a book, originally called The Leftovers Handbook it is now in its 2nd edition as Creative Ways to Use Up Leftovers.  In it I give all the information, ideas, recipes, handy hints, cook’s treats, storage info, ideas of what goes with what that I can think of for over 450 possible leftovers. 

Umami on Toast

~  Menu  ~

Sautéed Mushrooms in a Rich Beef Sauce

A sprinkling of Gran Padano

Toasted Mediterranean Bread

Red wine – obviously

I have to admit that I slightly planned this lunch last night when my real man said he didn’t want mushrooms in his Steak & Red Wine Casserole.  I had bought a pack of button mushrooms for 20p, reduced because of the out of date fiasco, but they were more than fine so no hurry to use them up.  As soon as he pooh-poohed the mushrooms I decided what to do with them and kept back a couple of spoonfuls of beef gravy accordingly.

Today I sautéed the mushrooms in a little olive oil and when they were all golden and perfect I stirred in the leftover gravy (which was not ordinary run of the mill type gravy but wine rich gravy with threads of tender steak and slivers of soft onion in it) and piled the lot onto a couple of slices of toasted Mediterranean bread which has sun dried tomatoes and olives and stuff in it.  Just as I was about to eat this tempting lunch I thought “umami”, as one does, and decided to grate over some of the very dried out Gran Padano left in the fridge.

Umami

Just in case you don’t know, but I think you do, umami is  the fifth taste after the four usual ones; sweet, sour, salt and bitter.  It is the flavour that is deeply savoury and wonderful which is found in cheese, mushrooms beef and even in dried tomatoes which were in my bread.  

Whilst preparing this repast I thought and thought and thought – what drink really goes well with all these ingredients?  And then the answer came to me, red wine of course.

Cornwall is full of sunshine though a bit windy.  Stuff bursting out in flower all over the place including fields of tame daffodils which I think are grown for the bulbs as they never seem to cut the flowers. 

We are getting sorted out and used to be being here but for my poor darling it’s not all good – this is his first day back at work.  Bless him – he’s only 49.  So tonight I am making him his favourite meal – Mince and Dumplings which is a doddle …

Beef Mince …

Very basic recipe feel free to add all sorts of things such as garlic, tomato paste, spices etc.!

1 medium onion

1 tbsp olive oil

500g ground beef

1 or 2 beef Oxo

2 tbsp flour
boiling water

~   Coarsely chop the onion and cook in the oil till starting to brown.

~   Add the ground beef and stir and cook till it is changing colour.

~   Crumble in the Oxo and sprinkle over the flour.  Stir all together.

~   Pour over enough boiling water to come just to the top of the meat but not cover it.

~   Bring to a boil stirring as it thickens, turn down the heat and simmer for about half an hour.

At the end of the half hour make the …

Dumplings

Don’t make these in advance – they need to be cooked immediately.

225g self raising flour OR plain flour and 1 teaspoon baking powder

a pinch or two of salt

 50g cold butter or margarine – see below

80ml milk

~   Stir together the flour, salt and baking powder if using

~   Add the butter or margarine and “rub in” with your fingers until a breadcrumb texture is achieved. 

~   Add the milk and mix in, by hand is easiest, till you have a soft dough. 

~   Add a little more milk if too dry or a little more flour if too wet – you need a soft but not sticky dough. 

~   Lightly knead just a few times to bring the dough together.

~   Roll the dough into walnut sized balls (makes about 12-14 so enough for 3-4 standard people or 1½ Geordies) and drop them into the simmering mince, spaced out a bit so that they don’t touch. 

~   Turn down the heat, cover the pot and cook for about 20 mins till the dumplings are risen and firm. 

~   Take the lid off the pot and simmer for a couple more minutes to dry out the top of the dumplings. 

My guy loves this meal – he doesn’t want garlic, or black pepper or any of that fancy southern muck in the food and, you know, its actually quite good, it is and is even a bit umami-ish!